Living for Amazing Grace
talking-food:

#datgrass… #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #datass #wheatgrass #ass (made with @over)

This is too funny

talking-food:

#datgrass… #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #datass #wheatgrass #ass (made with @over)

This is too funny

talking-food:

No, YOU da ho. #idaho #potato #snarky #ho #youdaho #talkingfood #friendlyfoods (made with @over)

talking-food:

No, YOU da ho. #idaho #potato #snarky #ho #youdaho #talkingfood #friendlyfoods (made with @over)

how I imagine the CIA is using my tuition money
Trying to relight the pilot lights on the stove tops

ciainagif:

So true

cupcakes-and-books:

Good Books


Me a couple nights ago

cupcakes-and-books:

Good Books

Me a couple nights ago

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

Samuel L. Jackson - Go The F--k To Sleep
436,665 plays

hyperactivetardis:

squidgyfalala69:

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

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I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

Oh my fuck

Where was this 9 hours ago?

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

shakespeareancacti:

kitteningrayspaces:

shakespeareancacti

OH MY GOODNESS.
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

Only chefs understand

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window


To tha wallll

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

To tha wallll

holyheifer:

Welcome to the south

holyheifer:

Welcome to the south

Alucard: *on the phone* Yello~
Integra: What...did you do...?
Alucard: Alright... but you can't be mad at me.
Integra: What.. did you do?
Alucard: Ok first... I was minding my own business-
Integra: *slams table* BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: I wuuuuuuuuuzzzz!!!
Integra: And exactly WHAT happened whilst you were "minding your own business?"
Alucard: So, I was just chillaxin in my room like a ball-er, and all of a sudden these SCHMUCKS kicked in my door! One of them yelled out-
Guy: GET ON YOUR KNEES!!!
Alucard: And I responded with, "I'M NOTCHA MOTHER LAST NIGHT!".... and they took exception to that...